Movie Character Showdown

Sam: Justine and I will be experimenting with a new type of battle. A Movie Character Showdown. We will attempt to decide which movie character/ actor is stupider. (Note from Justin: Stupider is not a word.) I have nominated Batman/ Bruce Wayne. Let me get one thing straight. I have no problem with Batman. He is cool in a dorky awesome sort of way. I've mentioned that I've been watching old Batman movies. This past week I saw 'Batman Begins'. No, I have a problem with Christian Bale as Batman. My dad calls me a hater, I call myself a movie critic. But I'll get to that. Justine has nominated Grover, from 'The Lightening Thief'. So it's:

V.S

Let the battle begin. Justin(e): Grover is annoying! In the book he was supposed to be a loyal sidekick wanting to prove himself. In the movie he was . . . I can't pinpoint what was most annoying, but he was driving me crazy throughout the film. I hated when made those goat/sheep noises, and I'm probably not the only one.

Sam: Oh, yes. I could hear the whole theater squirming. But Bruce Wayne was WAY worse. I mean, come on! Dude. I was cracking up every time he put on his Batman costume and attempted to make his voice deeper than normal. And he was trying to be all serious and he sounded like he had a cold. You honestly can't get any stupider (your face is not a word) than that.

Justin: But what about when Grover showed Medusa's head to that dude when they were in the hotel? That was dumb. He was a careless idiot throughout the movie. He hardly helped during any of the action, and he was the only one completely drawn into the Lotus Hotel. He was useless.

Sam: Are you forgetting about the way Batman would hold his mouth? He had this really awkward way of sticking out his lips well he was talking. See below.

And can we talk about the fact that he couldn't actually close his mouth? I hate it when actors do that. Please. A fly might go in. Justin: Grover had annoying habits too. For one thing, he seemed a little . . . arrogant. And I will once again remind you of the goat/sheep noises.

Sam:
Oh. Uh. Yeah, you're right. You win.

Justin:
I do? I mean, yes! I win! Grover is way more annoying than Batman.