Today we have a very special guest! We'll be interviewing Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean!
Jack: You look familiar, have I threatened you before?
Popcorn: Um... I don't think so. First question, Why are you so interested in the Black Pearl?
Jack: Stop blowing holes in my ship!
P: What was it like to fight ghost pirates?
Jack: . . . and then they made me their chief.
P: What brought you to Port Royal on the day of Norrington's promotion?
Jack: Funny ol' world, innit?
P: Yes it is. What was the funniest thing you've ever done?
Jack: A wedding. I love weddings! Drinks all around!
P: What are your thoughts on the upcoming Swan-Turner wedding?
Jack: Elizabeth . . . it never would have worked between us, darling. Will . . . nice hat.
P: What about you? Is there a special someone in your life?
Jack: Why is the rum always gone?
P: That reminds me, many people say you have a drinking problem. What would you like to say to them?
Jack: My eyesight's as good ever, just so you know.
P: Wha-
Jack: I want my jar of dirt.
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