Up Close and Personal with Ben Gates

Today we have with us a very important guess star. Benjamin Gates visited us straight from National Treasure.

Sam: Can you tell me what a day in your life is like?

Benjamin Gates: I'm the family kook. I have a job, a house, health insurance....

Sam: What was the most exciting thing you've ever done?

BG: We found an engraving on the stem of a two hundred year old pipe. Owned by the Free Masons.

Sam: What was the most dangerous thing you've ever done?

BG: Is there a door that doesn't lead to prison?

Sam: Do you spend much of your time in prison?

BG: Someone's got to go to prison.

Sam: True. What is your favorite passtime?

BG: Prison.

Sam: Why?

BG: Cause it's prison.

Sam: Thank you for talking with me today, Ben. It was a very...errr....educational experience.

BG: Listen, this is a waste of time.