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Tuesday, June 1, 2010

A Few of the Worst Sequels of All Time

Ice Age 2: The Meltdown:  I had a meltdown during this film. Everybody loved the first Ice Age film. How did Pixar react to this? They shoved Ice Age and it's characters down viewers throats til Ice Age memories where a cache of pain and resentment. It is now impossible for me to use the words Ice Age and funny in one sentence (not including this one).



Spider Man 3: Peter Parker turns into a first class jerk, Kirsten Dunst attempts to sing opera and sand gets everywhere. God help us. On the bright side, spider-man nearly gets beaten to death near the end.



Shrek 2: It seems like there is a curse on all animated kids movies. The sequel is going to suck. Don't bother fighting it. Don't even try to have an open mind. It's the sad fate of all of these films. Shrek becomes a human. And Donkey turns into a horse. Joy!

Virtually every character in the second movie is annoying, particularly Pinocchio. And the cat. And the gingerbread man. And Prince Charming. And the king. The list goes on and on.

 After the first movie, they all got pretty bad. Shrek 3 hardly brought anything new. But the same annoying characters are there.








1 comment:

  1. I agree with all these. Just a minor correction: Ice Age was done by Blue Sky Studios, not Pixar.

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